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me about every woman: she should date women

me about every "man": she should take estrogen

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

No but this post is actually insane. This is just mythologizing transfemme suffering

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

lol, not five minutes ago I was talking with my daughter about how if you are a straight white male, you have to be willing to put up with a certain amount of abuse if you want to follow fanfiction and / or be on Tumblr

i hope you lose custody of her

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

If you want your own mugs you can go buy them >:(

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,