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Let me tell you the Last thing I expected from this movie is fucking amongus. I was not psychologically ready to see amongus right now they need a warning for this
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[Glass Onions spoilers]
Let me tell you the Last thing I expected from this movie is fucking amongus. I was not psychologically ready to see amongus right now they need a warning for this

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I’m pretty sure Janelle Monáe invented acting
I'm of two minds
1. Helen Brand deserves peace and to go back to her class of third graders she loves so much
2. She should become a detective and periodically show up in the Glass Onion universe investing crimes adjacent or the same crimes as Blanc
The second is selfish because I am in love with Janelle Monae
Not enough people are talking about the fact that Glass Onion is just a fanfiction shitting on Elon Musk. And that is why everyone should see it

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Can you imagine lmfaoooo
Transcript: “Craig worked with a dialect coach to regain familiarity with Blanc’s Southern accent. Johnson previously considered having Blanc speak with an inexplicably different accent in each film.”
you've heard of chekov's gun. now prepare for jeremy renner's hot sauce.
rian johnson took all that time, put in all that effort to make glass onion a fantastic period piece to the first four months of pandemic, a prescient narrative that anticipates the stupidity of rich billionaires, and then pulled the rug from under us because the world of benoit blanc just straight up doesn't have the mona lisa anymore
i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair
Crowley’s diary entries from 1862
10th September 1862: “I am in love! His name is Aziraphale.” 15th September 1862: “Too hasty by far! The angel was not for me. I am planning to sleep for the remainder of this century and if the rest of these pages are blank anyone who comes across this diary will know I succeeded. “

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While you were being heterosexual, I lost my blade.
More inadvisable D&D dragons:
Fractal Dragon: Exhales two smaller copies of itself. Use the stat block for the next age category down for the copies. For example, an ancient fractal dragon exhales two copies that use the adult fractal dragon stat block; each copy can in turn exhale two copies that use the young fractal dragon stat block; and so forth. The copies disappear after one minute or when reduced to zero hit points, like summoned monsters.
Reverse Dragon: Has no breath weapon of its own; instead, every other creature of size category Small or larger within 120 feet of the reverse dragon is granted a breath weapon of the appropriate type. Consult the stat block for a wyrmling of the reverse dragon’s colour to determine the granted breath weapon’s traits, including damage, saving throw DC, and recharge interval.
Microdragon: Has the game-mechanical traits of an adult dragon, but is only six inches long. Takes advantage of the fact that the mayhem it’s capable of causing is so wildly out of scale with its stature to hide in plain sight; most communities it targets have no idea what’s causing the destruction because nobody can see the dragon amid the chaos. (In game terms, the microdragon’s breath weapon does not break stealth, since the area of effect is too large to give away its precise location.)
Inconspicuous Dragon: Exhales a mind-altering gas that causes those affected to not notice that it’s a dragon. This effect lasts for as long as they remain in the dragon’s presence. None of the dragon’s traits are actually altered, but affected parties will tend to rationalise any feats that would be inconsistent with not being a dragon. Additional saving throws may be warranted in the case of actions that are exceptionally hard to explain.
Gun Dragon: A dragon with a shotgun. Treat the shotgun as a standard breath weapon that inflicts piercing damage, except it doesn’t have a recharge interval; rather, the dragon must spend an action reloading.
Aziraphale and Crowley every century or so:
THE WISE YOUTUBER: did you know nobody ever wore plate armor? or used swords at all? or killed each other in a medieval setting? it was all made up by movies actually. there wasnt even any wars in the middle ages they just made it up to sell theater tickets
ME: this sounds correct
Heribert Illig: did you know the middle ages actually never happened and were a conspiracy by the pope and emperor to sell papal authority?
I actually once made the argument that because the participants in various medieval battles were such incredibly minuscule percentages of their countries’ total populations (something like 0.0067% or something ridiculous like that) that due to statistical error medieval wars actually didn’t happen
god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that
homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.
Fun fact a scientist who is very not spiritual or superstitious began seeing corner eye hallucinations and feeling intense fear and a presence in his lab around the same time that everyone else in the building was suddenly reporting it haunted.
Determined, he found that the “hauntings” stopped when the industrial air conditioning unit, that had just recently been installed, was turned off. We’ve found that measurable micro vibrations in a structure cause immense fear, and a feeling of a presence and corner eye hallucinations – just like when you watch a scary movie alone at night and you see things move in the corner of your eye or are afraid to go in the cellar because you’re convinced someone’s in there.
Why?
Because many members of our species built homes in and around cliffs and caves for tens of thousands of years. And it’s likely that these certain shaky vibrations give us intense fear and a need to move far away because that would have saved our lives if the cave were collapsing or unstable.
You’ll notice it’s always falling apart, dilapidated homes that are “haunted” - or very very old restored homes. These places might just be slightly structurally unsound. That’s all.
That’s infrasound, sounds that are below 20hz, or the limit of normal human hearing. Things that produce infrasound in nature include severe weather, earthquakes, volcanoes, tigers, alligators, rhinoceros; also known as things that can kill people. We developed an evolutionary sense of dread when our brains perceive sounds we cannot hear. The vibrations from infrasound can also vibrate the eye causing visual hallucinations.
You know what also causes infrasound? A LOT of machines, especially large industrial ones. There’s a reason haunted house stories started popping up in post industrialization. That scientist was Vic Tandy and he wrote about it in a the paper Ghosts in the Machines
“Vic Tandy, experimental officer and part-time lecturer in the school of international studies and law at Coventry University, along with Dr. Tony Lawrence of the University’s psychology department, wrote in 1998 a paper called “Ghosts in the Machine” for the Journal of the Society for Psychical Research. Their research suggested that an infrasonic signal of 19 Hz might be responsible for some ghost sightings. Tandy was working late one night alone in a supposedly haunted laboratory at Warwick, when he felt very anxious and could detect a grey blob out of the corner of his eye. When Tandy turned to face the grey blob, there was nothing.The following day, Tandy was working on his fencing foil, with the handle held in a vice. Although there was nothing touching it, the blade started to vibrate wildly. Further investigation led Tandy to discover that the extractor fan in the lab was emitting a frequency of 18.98 Hz, very close to the resonant frequency of the eye given as 18 Hz by NASA. This, Tandy conjectured, was why he had seen a ghostly figure—it was, he believed, an optical illusion caused by his eyeballs resonating. The room was exactly half a wavelength in length, and the desk was in the centre, thus causing a standing wave which caused the vibration of the foil.“

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It also works for anything you teach someone else to do. “Oh yeah, I trained a pair of neural nets, Emily and Kevin, to respond to support tickets.”
Trained a Neural Net [Explained]
me after I’ve convinced all my friends to listen to the Adventure Zone and they finally understand why I care so much about RPGs
Me in basically any situation tbh