Long-Time Lover, Part-Time Time Traveler

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

*taunts you with my quiet dignity*

seeing an alarming amount of people being like “good for her” “she’s just like me” “feminism win” about Erika Kirk…… fuck no dude she’s just as much of a hateful ghoul as the aforementioned stupid dead husband. i hope her post-mortem joy is brief and swallowed by fear and suffering asap. it’s just also really funny that charlie kirk’s wife doesnt care that he got murdered. i still don’t like her a fucking iota

getting a short skirtjob from a girl with a long jacket

at least 30% of the reblogs on this post are just ppl trying to prove to their mutuals that they get the reference. cake is JUST indie enough to get this sort of reaction … writes something in my notebook