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12 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed like 5 days total

*lights an autumn scented candle* pls. cure my depression

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

I love how to break away from Catholicism Martin Luther had to be like super educated in dogma and doctrine and then present 95 reasons he thought the church was flawed, but then Henry VIII was just like “I would like…………….to fuck.” And that was IT. 

funniest thing in the US is you can say “I want people to have access to basic necessities and live a happier, fulfilling life” and millions of people will be like “that is FUCKED UP I want the freedom to eat one meal a day so I can afford rent and medication, you can’t stop me commie”

classic and relevant post

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

Why are people commenting like “this is night vale” or “I can’t tell if this really happened or it’s an apocalyptic vision” like are you all not aware that there’s an unprecedented international disaster happening? What is not normal life in March 2020 about this post

The radio channel I listen to has a guy who does the traffic report every morning and he got so fed up of saying basically "theres no traffic because everyone is at home" that he started getting listeners to message him with the traffic that's in their home. like "in Steve's house in Surrey today theres a massive delay between the bedroom and the dining room table that is where Steve is working because the dog is lying in the doorway. the current recommended diversion is via the kitchen for a cup of tea."

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

roaring 20s? no, snoring 20s. everyone go take a nap.

the horse has been caught at last

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

Hospital Board Revealed To Be Made Entirely Of Horses

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from