it's always sex or suicide

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

u know what i’d rather die

*washes hands with my tears*

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

damn coldmirror made it

i hope i confuse you and you think about  me a lot

*pushes tear back into eye* not now