F Is For...

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned. 

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

the last post

Once I saw a pretty girl in the year above in her costume for the school play and I was so distracted I tripped over a bag on the floor

This pretty girl in the viola section at rehearsal came over and sat next to me last week while I was tightening my bow and asked me about my day. For about ten seconds I actually forgot how to speak English

I remember sharing an umbrella with a super cute girl at the bus stop and we ended up talking for the whole bus ride and I was screaming internally 80% of the time.

There was a really pretty girl on the plane and I just couldn’t do anything.. I couldn’t even breathe… I eventually had to read a sciencey book I didn’t really understand just to distract myself..

yo have you ever asked them nicely if they could move their legs so that you can sit down?

Manslation (cis male sexual characteristics and/or gender identity not required): I’m going to hop into a thread a thousand years late to tell you one more time why men’s balls are more important than you. Ummm didn’t you ever think About CIS MEN’S BALLS? BALLS. DiD u knoW THAT CIS MEN HAve THEM???? AND THEY MUST BE OPTIMALLY COMFORTABLE AT ALL TIMES

I’m still waiting for someone to explain why I’m supposed to donate half the seat that I paid for so that some random guy can be comfortable at my expense. Nothing in that transaction benefits me so..

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

*does the butterfly across your dashboard*

Queen

call me out scotty