Hayden has to come over to use Shane’s shower after one of their runs.
“I’m so sorry dude, Arthur shoved a bunch of toys down the toilet and our plumbing is all fucked up, the plumbers are there now but they don’t have an estimated time, can I just shower at yours?”
And Shane, of course, says yes.
While in the shower, Hayden notices a bottle of shampoo specifically for curls. Hmm. Weird. Shane doesn’t have curly hair.
And then there’s a bottle of what Hayden assumes is aftershave on the sink counter, but it’s in Russian so he doesn’t know for sure, smells good tho. 🤷🏻♀️
But he’s curious so he’s gotta ask. “Hey dude, why you got curl shampoo and Russian aftershave in there?”
And Shane chokes on his smoothie, but bounces back quickly.
“I like the way the shampoo smells, and the aftershave is the only one I found that doesn’t irritate my skin.”
And Hayden, the himbo that he is, shrugs and accepts the answer and thanks Shane for the shower and leaves all nonchalant while Shane is having the freak out of his fucking life in his kitchen.
Texting Ilya like “stop leaving your shit here, Hayden saw your shampoo and was asking questions.”
And Ilya, cool as a cucumber, responds “you like to smell my shampoo in shower, gets you hard for me.”
He microdoses Ilya’s pheromones when they’re apart by smelling his shampoo and aftershave and he actually stole them from Ilya last time he was there for that specific reason.
But he’s not gonna tell Ilya that.
