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remus wearing a form fitting tank top instead of baggy shit for the first time and the entirety of gryffindor tower doing a double take

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up

Regulus is furious when he finds out Sirius became an animagus. Not because he did it illegally, but because it proves just how clever he and his stupid friends are.