Can You Show Me How To Cry?

I should be smoking weed with sluts not whatever the fuck this is

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

it's so hard being bisexual. you can only have sex twice before undergoing some sort of salmon-like transformation and dying in the river

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

eye contact while you light his cigarette for him

trauma dumpling