dayman

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

had a beautiful moment of connection. my 14 month old neice was pointing at my beverage and looking like she expected something, so I said “yes baby, this is mugs zero sugar root beer. very good, baby.” but she just jabbed her finger more insistently, and went ‘woof wooof woof’. and this is when I looked closer and saw the mug’s rootbeer bulldog. I almost teared up. I said, “yes baby, that’s the mug’s rootbeer bulldog. woof woof woof. I love you small baby.”

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)… *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

Into the great wild yonder?

go in the great wild yonder