🌈faggoccine algaydo🌈

Instead of a can, try opening up a bottle of whoop ass so that you can use the stopper to save some for later if you dont whoop all the ass

You aren’t a bad person for not being able to form relationships or connections with people easily

not to be fake deep but like average poor kids deserve affordable higher education too lmao. we shouldn’t be expected to get a perfect ACT, work 40 hours a week, do another 20 hours of extra circulars, be on the honor roll, take only AP classes, have a 4.5 GPA just to have a CHANCE at being able to afford college. esp when avrage rich kids can go wherever the fuck they want with a subpar GPA and test scores. 

Hope all the dicks who commented about how they don’t want average people in higher education read about this college admissions scandal. You have average rich kids getting into the most competitive colleges in the country through explicit bribery (not even gonna get into how many more are able to get in through more discret means and just simple classism in the admissions process) meanwhile qualified poor students often can’t even afford to go to college but yeah great meritocracy we got here.

Babe I can’t come over today I got powned by someone’s online rantsona… Babe no they crossed their arms babe it was bad.

Babe please I’m crying they’re making a 2 part video.

Take my uquiz to learn which homoerotic rivalry you should be in and put your result in the tags

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Using an American flag to cover up someone calling for an end to racism and hate is the best metaphor I’ve seen in a long time for the GOP.

this is the gif you unwillingly follow when you’re having a panic attack

transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH

The transcript could not have possibly prepared me for the actual video