They took my beans

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

the jimmy summer palette has dropped

@kittybroker

Bright and colourful jimmy hear to add some shine to your life for the low low price of only $79.89!

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

If bees made milk it would probably taste really good. like honey I think

not gonna get much from a little bee though. probably hard to milk a bee too

@identifying-planes-in-posts ?

Piper PA-23 Aztec

Okay but HOW is the plane?

having a little swim 🤗💦🏖️🐬

Okay but WHERE is the plane?

Freeport, Bahamas, January 30, 2004

Okay but WHY is the plane?

Engine failure at low altitude (all four occupants uninjured)

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

all in all I take a complete disarmament and non-proliferation stance on boyfriends. Do not use them. Do not create them. Dismantle the ones you have and repurpose their material for peaceful civilian use. This is the only way the world can know peace

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

also everyone who's anywhere else on the aspectrum and everyone who's questioning if they're aspec. hi I love you too.

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.