frogs can't die but they do know god

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

ive had enough of you and your amazing digital antics

@transparent-frog this your dude? /Silly

ooohhhh ugglyyyyyyyyyyy awww awww awwwwwww

people talk about family vacations growing up and say things that make me think “oh, y’all weren’t the drinking by 10 am type of people...” but I have to say, I’m glad I was born in an ‘adults drinking at 10 am’ family instead of a ‘hiking 10 miles by 10 am’ family.

They’re all queer yep even the chicken

well apparently my deficiency in vitamin d is “severe.” Whatever that means

i really do want to make a joke so bad. But i can’t

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?