Penny

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

i actually have a perfectly healthy relationship with substances and sleep and food and sex

i got the ddlg autism instead of the airplane facts kind :/

Intellectual compatibility is so underrated

hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

The best part of visible arousal is making fun of it, of course. Awww, someone's tenting? Someone's soaking through their panties? Did you get turned on? What, are you trying to hide it? Everyone can tell, sweetheart, maybe even just from the look on your face.

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