Cant keep me down

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

"boone is 26 he should be at the club" the only thing craigory boonejamin is bringing to the club is an unsettling aura and noise cancelling headphones. he mimes reloading guns on the dancefloor and has a meltdown in the bathroom later. be so fr right now

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

oh no, animal ears are feet

yeah. cat ears are feet!

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

man this sentient war is fucked. i just saw a tenno clap her hands together and pull a sixty foot sword out of nowhere before chopping a battleship in half. the camera didn't even go onto her, thats how common shit like this is. my mr2 ass is running a level 6 excalibur and a braton. i think i just heard someone two groups over say "my warframe is strong." i gotta get the fuck outta here

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

yknow what day it is