No title, head empty

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

*plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks pe

"boone is 26 he should be at the club" the only thing craigory boonejamin is bringing to the club is an unsettling aura and noise cancelling headphones. he mimes reloading guns on the dancefloor and has a meltdown in the bathroom later. be so fr right now

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

Everyone who reblogged this is a moth

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based