🍎🍎 小さいリンゴ 🍎🍎

self isolating summer, avoidant autumn , withdrawn winter , solitary spring. this isn’t a seasonal job baby it’s year round!

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

scientist polycule call that a molecule

going to the cinema as a greek to watch the odyssey: it’s my first time being appropriated, kinda nervous

imagine a german going "haha we all have that friendship we remember with the stoicism of an operation barbarossa veteran" thats literally what that post and any other post deploying the 'vietnam vet' as an unermarkable comedy archetype sounds like if you know anything at all about the invasion of vietnam

if i time traveled to medieval fantasy land i would teach them about overnight sock curls

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real