🍎🍎 小さいリンゴ 🍎🍎

self isolating summer, avoidant autumn , withdrawn winter , solitary spring. this isn’t a seasonal job baby it’s year round!

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

what if you were a PEASANT so you were basically ENSLAVED and you lived in LITHUANIA but you signed up for a peasant EXCHANGE program Erasmus, and you could go to FRANCE but your family convinced you that Poland was BETTER so you went to POLAND and you became the blacksmith's HELPER and you told a girl to feed the HORSES but it turned out that she's a NOBLEWOMAN but she was NICE and she wanted to HANG OUT with you, but her father wanted her to marry a magnate's SON, but you befriended her and you KISSED, and the magnate's son head EXPLODED and you had to do SIDEQUESTS for her father, and you almost got KILLED multiple TIMES and then you decided to run AWAY with her so you got into illegal SALT buissness and you were ARRESTED and almost EXECUTED but then she RESCUED you dressed up as a BOY and people thought you were GAY and then you broke UP and you went to GDAŃSK

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

The most ambitious crossover

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

world heritage post