grotesque & amazing

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.

2026 is the year toby stephens wins an emmy for james flint, i can feel it in my bones

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

there is so much pain and suffering in the world but there is also 80s new wave. remember this

the photography arc rlly is the rosetta stone for me to louis' whole character. but whatever.

🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

Guys stop joking this isn't funny, what if Mitch is alive

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense