grotesque & amazing

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

for example nothing

The more I read the og ACD tales, the more annoyed I become at people defaulting Holmes as some cold, heartless vessel who never apologises

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.