NerdKitten

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Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

Nobody expects the tow truck guys

I should probably hate that tumblr will just NOT let things go ever, but I... actually love it.

I think we're officially reaching a point where it isn't okay to support nintendo anymore.

i’m just going to put this here

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

monsterqueerplatonic

group of people wake up in a saw trap and one of them starts just killing the other ones and ripping them apart and eating them and mashing their corpses together before the video feed even starts and jigsaw logs into his little zoom he has set up to talk to the people and explain the rules and its just the guy left gnawing on a human bone and jigsaw never does another one of those fucking traps again