gone for awhile

Joe Biden slips up during a speech and accidentally says "everypony" to the entire nation

you know what? fuck you. (unmagnuses your archives)

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

Stop telling people in twitter that things already happened in tumblr!!! I wanna see them organize their own dashcon, dont discourage them!!!

#Whats that startrek thing? First contact protocol? #Just leave them be

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform

this website is wildly out of control

use the word “lewd” and i kill you. thansk

Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

People still don’t get the point of this post…….wild

she dicked cockily down stairs

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

And we are right about it, diocan

whoa mamma mia cunt

If the only thing you can come up with is "mamma mia cunt" then you sure as hell don't have the Italian culture, porca puttana marcita

ah shit the spaghettios didnt like this one lads

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

Pearl ghostwrote this

mr krab daughter??

no the rock

dwayne????

So do seahorses read fpreg.

Why didn’t this one take off

I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.

Is it Forged in Fire? Because if it is I totally agree.

There are 2 types of people in this world: blacksmiths and also blacksmiths but they don't look like it

The funny part is that sometimes it’s the guys that look like blacksmiths that are actually the ones that get sent home

Well it takes more than just a pretty face to forge a knife you know