~ hello little galaxy rider ~

AI companies are going public now because the AI bubble is about to burst. They want suckers to buy stock right now before it is worth absolutely nothing. There have been whispers of companies attempting to sell their data centers and I’m inclined to believe the rumors. They have been trying so hard to market AI because they know it sucks ass.

We're approaching the back half of a radioactively unpopular president's second term and the economy is on the verge of collapse because of a speculation bubble while millions of people are too poor to buy houses. 2027 is looking like 2007 all over again.

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

previously unseen genders in human history

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

i draw and resheath my sword so fast you can barely see me move and when i turn and walk away you’ve been perfectly circumcised

*21

22 today! 🥳🥳

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