Pansexual Panromantic Polyamoroys Fangirl

sometimes I look at my friends and I am just overwhelmed by the sheer luck of it. the universe is so violently massive and terrifyingly empty, but somehow, against all odds, my brand of weird gravity pulled in your brand of weird gravity. we are just ghosts haunting the same corner of the internet, sharing a brain cell, and keeping each other tethered to the earth.

Tumblr brought back the separate reblogs update and I was so pissed I woke up

Do y’all remember when we could edit and change other people’s reblogs

I exclusively used it to fix other people’s typos and grammar mistakes

Oh I was just evil and created chaos

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

the x files creating so many timeless romantic tropes such as ‘examining each other for parasitic ice worms’ and ‘fungus hallucinations’ and ‘shooting him’ and ‘ditching her to find ufos in Antarctica’ and ‘nearly driven to murder-suicide by Christmas ghosts’ etc. etc.

I love these freaks

it has to be said i <3 characters who are victims of circumstances they created for themselves. especially when the bed they made for themselves to lie in is so horribly cruel and punishing that it interrogates the idea that anyone can be truly said to "deserve" anything at all.

it's hard not to feel sympathy for the devil when he's exiled from heaven, after all

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

does bra stand for ‘boob restraining apparatus”

it does now. 

aidan is the future

it is and always will be ‘battle ready armor’

official boob post

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

@official-boob-posts

mammograms but they do this to you