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when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

mulder going to a chiropractor for neck pain and the chiropractor always saying ‘you gotta stop hunching over files and computers and bring them up to eye level or you’re gonna end up crooked’ and mulder saying ‘ok sir will do’ knowing full well the real reason his neck is fcuked up is cos he’s always stooping to whisper softly to his tiny partner and peruse her pensive face

Gillian’s dreams are finally coming true.

i've been slowly watching the xfiles (i'm about halfway through season 2 rn) and i love how often mulder and scully accomplish approximately fuckall. like they don't stop any deaths. they don't capture the villain, or if they do they escape promptly. they don't even really know what the hell happened. literally they were there and it didn't change anything. but they were there

one of the best things about Mulder and Scully’s particular brand of repressed codependency is that they are either so in sync that they are communicating via telepathy and microexpressions or they are somehow missing a point that’s blatantly obvious to everyone else in a 30 ft radius

X-FILES LEGO SET I CANT WAIT SNNDDNSMS