the pleasures of a 3-star movie from the recent past

i really understand scully about the bagel with light cream cheese

had to stitch up the back of this little boy’s head and he was watching gamers on youtube to distract him from the sutures. one of the gamers (grown men btw) turned into a monkey while trying to steal beiber’s car in GTA5 or whatever and the monkey gamer starts going “MONK. MONK.” the nurse assisting me was like “is that because he’s a monkey”

is it too much to hope that none of my patients for the rest of the day show up

no more hair posts. theres people dying in the world

ok ive just realised the key to psychologically unlocking my new haircut is that number one it looks pretty much like when jo maskin had a lob and number two leave my family home and go back to my apartment

i’ve arrived at a place of acceptance

just got a hair cut and my family’s reaction has been “well it’s good to experiment so you know what does and doesn’t suit you”

my biggest fear is that i pull up to the drive thru window at the KFC in the backwater town i’ve been sent to heal and the teenager taking my order is one of my patients