Just some creative stuff

Sokka: I have a name, Aang.

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining

Angst fans:

Hurt/Comfort fans:

My sleep deprived ass:

boss music plays as you look up at this mountain sized op pink worm with legs

(Something I want all of you to read. Jews especially bc we need to learn our history and culture, but certain chapters I really want christians, pagans, and witches to read)

Written in 1939 Rabbi for his PhD thesis, this book is all about the history of both the perception and practice of Jewish magic by Jewish people and by non-jews (mainly christians/pagans). 

It is free to read online here and I especially recommend that non-jews, especially christians, pagans, and witches read the preface and chapter 1, and for the witches chapter 2 as well.  You can read other chapters if you like but these chapters specifically because: 

Y’all need to read these because it goes over the long history (but not all of it, mostly middle-ages to 1900s) of anti-semitism, going over  antisemitic lies and the origins, from things like blood libel, to jewish people being worshippers of satan. And how our perceived mastery of dark magic resulted in our constant slaughter. It sites specific events to really drive home this history lesson that most of you need. 

Ya’ll need to read these because many of these ideas still exist and still do harm. You need to know how old, ingrained, systemic, and institutionalized hatred of jewish people is, and how ingrained the lies about us are, and this is only one aspect. 

Note that all things relating to horrific Jewish magical rituals in chapter 1 are false accusations being described. 

Witches need to read this and chapter 2 because y’all need to stop using our words and symbols and items in your magic. 

Firstly because that kind of shit is what gets us killed, yes gets. Blood libel is still popular today and it includes accusing us of using blood in magic rituals, so you must stop even making the connection between witchery and Judaism. stop it. 

Secondly because chapter 2 goes over what magic and mysticism is in Judaism. Our words and symbols are powerful and sacred. Stop using them, you aren’t allowed, you aren’t using them correctly and cannot because you aren’t Jewish. It’s really disgusting appropriation. 

Note that when the author refers to “Israel” it means the jewish people, Am Yisrael, not the state of Israel which didn’t exist yet. It also uses “His” to refer to jewish people collectively a whole lot. 

Anyways, my fellow jews this is a fascinating read, I’m learning so much about jewish culture and our history from this book. 

Anyone and everyone should reblog this. 

Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!

Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?

Loki: …maybe a three?

Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”

It took some time before a truly bad day came up.

After a difficult battle, the Captain was being particularly sanctimonious, his team following suit. Even Stark made biting comments.

Loki could scream.

“Spider-man,” he said as calmly as he could. The young man glanced up, having been tying up some of their enemies a few yards away.

“Seven.”

“… okay, guys, I’m going to head out with Loki for the rest of the day. Don’t need us for debrief, yeah?”

“Sure,” Stark shrugged, glancing between the two of them oddly. Loki wasn’t entirely sure what the plan was. They went in civilian clothes to a small café.

“I wasn’t paying attention, so whatever was said, I don’t agree,” Peter began. “But that’s not what I’m here for. So. When you teleport, how does that work? Is it harder with longer distances? Or is knowledge of the place more helpful?” Loki blinked, but explained. It led to a discussion of magical theory. Peter (Loki still called him Parker aloud, but the child and even his young friends grew on him in time) was eager and curious, comparing what he knew from Strange and fantasy books to Loki’s knowledge. It was admittedly fascinating to see how many versions of sorcery humans had created by mere imagination. He was definitely amused by the elves and dwarves of Lord of the Rings.

Sometimes Peter tentatively asked about Strange and Maximoff, if they were doing similar things. Never if Loki was at an 8 or above though.

“Strange is like a child prodigy. He’s good, picks the practical parts up well. He even got the jump on me - but he has not had as much time to study as me. He’s a student where I am a master. Maximoff is incredibly powerful and incredibly lucky, but she does not have much training at all.” Sometimes conversation turned to music, animals, current events.

Peter was good. It was odd, how Loki became so sure of the fact so quickly.

After the conversations, often accompanied with food or a walk, he was always down to a 3 or so. Which made Peter an important person.

So the next time Peter was in trouble and the Avengers were indisposed, Loki was not the least bit surprised that he was not the only one ready to tear someone apart for the kid. Two men in red - one with horns, one with guns and swords - a young girl with cat-shaped blasters on her hands, and the Captain’s assassin friend. Loki curled his lips and muttered:

It was just after noon on a Saturday when Loki got a text from Peter, all it said was 

‘8, I’m at home′

Peter had never used their number system for himself before.

Loki had promised the boy’s aunt he would not teleport into their home and while he’d had every intention of honouring that promise, this was definitely an exception.

When Loki materialized in Peter’s room, his friend was pacing, angry and red-faced. Loki had never seen Peter furious before.

Peter began shouting when he saw Loki, ‘Men are scum! Irredeemable, horrible, crappy, scummy scum!’

‘Thank you for telling me, Peter.’ Loki said, sitting down on Peter’s bed. ‘Any particular men inspiring this diatribe?’

Peter grabbed a pillow off his bed and screamed into it, ‘There’s a guy at Aunt May’s work who’s harassing her and she says I need to stay out of it and let Human Resources do their jobs and he’s a creep and he’s making May feel creeped out and… I don’t know what to do.’

Loki blinked. Of all the people Peter could have gone to, he had chose Loki.

‘Thank you, for telling me this. Although I’m not sure how I can be of help.’

Peter flopped down onto the bed next to Loki, ‘You’re my friend and you’re an adult. And I wasn’t sure who else to talk to.’

Loki flopped back next to Peter, it seemed appropriate. ‘If Human Resources doesn’t sort this out to your satisfaction, I can turn this person into a goat.’

Peter giggled, ‘An ugly, stupid goat?’

I drew it ----- “How about a - a trash-eating trash goat? Because that’s what he is. A trash goat.”

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)