Fantasy and Foodporn

To celebrate pride month, we have unleashed the lions.

came back wrong, but they weren't dead or anything. They went to whole foods like half an hour ago and came back a twsited something wearing your loved one's body as a suit.

in soviet america, the rich eat you

One of the more fun things about studying medeival weapons is learning all the different ways flamberges are even more bullshit in real life than they are in fiction

ffs, people are out there calling superheroes "modern mythology" when they don't have a single fucking etiology to their name. at least put in a token effort. why is there cum in some people's basements? Because spiderman came in there. bam! etymolology

It's weird to me how the joke behind the idea of an orcish ninja is that they're thought to be cartoonishly inept at steath considering that orcs are one of the only fantasy races with an actual form of camouflage