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Does a gay little felony to piss you the hell off

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the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

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"what you egg?" he stabs him is such a raw fucking line you'd think it came from peppa pig, but no, it was shakespeare

"do you want the government to have the power to X?"

well, see, the government already has the power to X. They X'ed just yesterday. It's against the law but they still X'ed. Frankly, if they're going to X, it's idiotic for us not to X too. No sense giving them a monopoly on X out of fear of the slippery slop fallacy

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I feel like most zombie apocalypse fiction could benefit from the inclusions of one (1) Dracula

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This could apply to most fiction actually

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an added dracula could have torn the brady bunch a new asshole

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I feel like most zombie apocalypse fiction could benefit from the inclusions of one (1) Dracula

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This could apply to most fiction actually

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I feel like most zombie apocalypse fiction could benefit from the inclusions of one (1) Dracula

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so fun coming across pre-9/11 references to the twin towers bc people loathed them. You can be reading a random book from the 90s and stumble across succulent easter eggs like this:

"...where the World Trade Center (so good they did it twice!) stands as the final failure of architecture; not an idea, not a design, not a whimsy, not a grace note, not a shred of art or passion wrinkles those sharply creased trouser legs."

(Don't Ask by Donald E. Westlake)

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i once read somewhere that new yorkers refered to the twin towers as the boxes the chrysler building and empire state building came in

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In shrek 5 they will milk shrek and turn that milk into ogurt

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That already exists

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first of all, how dare you? second of all, how dare you?

In shrek 5 they will milk shrek and turn that milk into ogurt

While I see what the writers were going for, the whole recurring comparison of the backrooms to "a dog drawn by someone who's never seen a dog" is kind of undermined by the fact that most dogs kind of already look like that

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if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake

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was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god

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