the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

what I find unrealistic about shadowhunters show is anyone finding jace more attractive than Alec. do these people not have eyes? do not tell me that people aren’t checking Alec out. we know Alec is closeted and no, Alec is traditional and he would never seek out a one time fling, but you can’t tell us no one wouldn’t be as interested in Alec. you cannot cast Matt and expect us to not pay attention to Alec, sorry. Alec Lightwood is one of those characters who deserves to be the main character. he is dropping charisma and complexity and character development everywhere he goes. I don’t buy into this “Alec isn’t handsome or as good as jace” propaganda they were on. not ever, no thank you.

#WHAT a fucking read of the manic pixie dream girl#I want this desperately actually???#perfect quirky enigmatic mystery girl who has all the traits you don't but long for#and lives life with extreme confidence and whimsy doing whatever she truly wants#and she's the future you can have!! she's here because she loves you! she wants you to be happy!#she hated being you so she knows how much you hate being yourself but she's here to prove to you#that there is a joy you can attain#there is a self you will love (tags via @aethersea)

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Zelda puzzle training simulator