It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE
the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:
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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE
the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

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in battle vs in private
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Doggo’s polite and subtle implication that he is interested in going for a walk
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You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride?
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When u walk into a room and find surfaces to get fucked on
this gay bitch rly did his project on alan turing i’m calling it rn we Are getting confirmed gay will this season. i never even fully believed they would confirm it but like come on of all people
fuck of desitel
i've been trying to think of a response to this for the last 5 minutes but i cant stop saying "fuck of desitel" silently to myself
fuck of desitel friday
today is the only day u can reblog this
UC or ER?
HONESTLY THOUGH
THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE
Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.
Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.
Some of my Pokémon hot takes

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why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.
every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it
I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
Moldy forest cat
New cryptid just dropped
The smoothness of the “walk"🎵♬ ♩ ♪
I’ve thought about her Every minute since I reblogged this yesterday
can they do that? are you allowed to just fuckin… click and drag yourself like that? y’all practitioning the dark arts???? these people are out here defying gravity. moving around like the DVD player screensaver. they hacked reality and started wiggling their bodies back and forth like the Spore creature creator. I’m pretty sure they can clip through walls at will. shit.
Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.
Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”
I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"
I only had a couple years.
something wholesome i had to draw
I think about this meme every single day

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There’s something beautiful about the molten glow of lava. It’s a great color and moves in such a way that is satisfying, but its also terrifying knowing that i could touch it and die very quickly
forbidden hot sauce