I Have Spoken.

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave 

someone just reblogged this old post out of nowhere, causing a sense of calmness and prosperity to wash over me like a wave 

Happy pride month to that rat

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

Hello fishy my old friend~

This. Worked? Okay, so the luck jumped sideways onto a family member who needed it far more than I do, but it’s one hell of a coincidence.