a totally viable, much better plan B

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

"theyfab" "theymab" how about I theystab you in the theychest

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction