`*Fandom Barf*`

I think Ilya is constantly singing little made up songs to Anya and Shane teases him for it every time until Ilya catches Shane quietly singing the “dinnertime for Anya” song as he portions her wet food and Shane is never allowed to pick on Ilya again

Harris has the idea to make the centaurs try Pilates for a video. Everyone is immediately humbled and going through hell apart from Shane who is having the time of his life.

I’m not sure if this will be helpful to anyone, but you literally do not have to be a good writer to write and post fan fiction. Yes you will naturally get better at writing and finding your voice the more you do it but you do not have to be or become a professional level writer to enjoy writing and sharing fics. It’s common to hear people praise fic writers by saying their work is better than published books, and while I think this comes from a good place, that’s not the norm or expectation. There is also a sentiment that fic writing is “good practice” for becoming a better writer or doing something else later, but if fic is the only creative writing you ever do that is literally okay. Your technical skill does not mean you cannot have fun and build community with your writing, or that other people cannot love and find meaning in your work.

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

ilya is definitely anya’s favorite, no doubt, if he’s at home she’s glued to his side, following him everywhere like his little shadow, but when it comes to walks? she wants shane, cus shane is always running and she loves to run. sometimes he even takes her on hikes and she goes absolutely crazy for it. she’s an adventurous girl for sure. and ilya walks is really just walk and he thinks anya likes to stop and smell everything around. so one day ilya’s going to take her for a walk. he puts her leash on and anya just takes it right out of his hand with her mouth, walks over to shane’s feet, drops it and lets out a little bark and ilya just stands there with his hands on his chest “i can’t believe this betrayal” and shane is cackling so hard he can barely breathe as he picks up the leash and goes “well i guess i’m the official walker now, let’s go girl” and just walks out the door with anya wagging her tail while ilya stands there questioning all his life choices

i don’t think shane and ilya spend their honeymoon doing sex. of course they did, it’s honeymoon. but i think they spend it the most being a couple out in the open. they could now. they can holding hands, kissing in the middle of the street, hugging each other every five seconds, being ridiculously close and affectionate without having to look over their shoulders or hide. everything they dreamed of doing before. so they just spend most of their the time exploring the city, trying new foods, touristic attractions and all we do while on vacation. and telling everyone that asked if they’re together that they’re INDEED TOGETHER and it’s their honeymoon!