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Hi, I've been stuck on an unmoving train for nearly an hour now because a freight train broke down. Could you please find said freight train and blown it the fuck up or something? Like atomise it? Completely annihilate it? Reduce it to nought but ash? Just destroy it? Don't bother getting the crew off I don't care about them at all.

sorryyyyyyyyy best i can do for you is send another suspiciously greasy internal mail to chris minn's desk which when opened will reveal an upsettingly aged dead fish

themainspoon

Make the rotting fish maggot infested and I'll consider the issue dealt with.

transportnsw

on it boss im sourcing a second fish as we speak

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Hi, I've been stuck on an unmoving train for nearly an hour now because a freight train broke down. Could you please find said freight train and blown it the fuck up or something? Like atomise it? Completely annihilate it? Reduce it to nought but ash? Just destroy it? Don't bother getting the crew off I don't care about them at all.

sorryyyyyyyyy best i can do for you is send another suspiciously greasy internal mail to chris minn's desk which when opened will reveal an upsettingly aged dead fish

#ask

specifically the bus i catch and ONLY the bus i catch is always real time data unavaliable and then 15 minutes later its mysteriously skipped the first stop it should be at (you know. The one where the route starts) and also skipped the next 7 stops and also its not even on the route. Its in a lake or some bullshit according to tripview lite. Its in fucking m*lbourne. ANYTHING but being on time i fucking guess

comrades this is why we should resist privatisation at all costs. the beautiful government trains would never do this to you

why train late

because of the curse 👍

they started fiximg the eternally open gates at the stations, can u fix that pls (break them again)

if ur pure of heart they should open without tapping. like the sword in that gay little stone

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heyyyy sooo........ about that train that was coming in two minutes........ yeah, she's skipping your station sorryyyy................ oh you didn't consider that the train could be a woman? okay..... no thats fine................ just - you know - maybe this is your karmic debt balancing? because youre a bad person?

soon if you play your instagram reels on speaker for the entire train the driver will make you fucking explode

transportnsw

lwk I complain abt nsw transport and then I go to Melbourne or Brisbane and I vow to never complain about nsw again. lol the next time I use nsw transport I still complain though but deep down I know we have it so much better than everyone else

their busses might be 50 cents and their trams may be free sometimes but you know what they'll never have? tangara set

melbournetrains

melbourne tangara

transportnsw

WHAT THE FUCK

#mum come pick me up im scared

melbournetrains

"mariyung" translates to female emu. therefore, when two mariyungs are coupled, it is yuri

this post is part of the sydney transport event

#love this trains

Wait genuinely do you work for tnsw?? I work for Sydney trains as a CA 😭

yeah diva i’m your BOSS now get back to the train

#check my bio that should answer your question

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are you australian

no but id really like to go some day

lwk I complain abt nsw transport and then I go to Melbourne or Brisbane and I vow to never complain about nsw again. lol the next time I use nsw transport I still complain though but deep down I know we have it so much better than everyone else

their busses might be 50 cents and their trams may be free sometimes but you know what they'll never have? tangara set

#experienced british PT a couple years ago it had me yearning for the motherland more than their shit east asian food did

madness-mantled

for all my train buffs

#these are so fucking cute wth

transportnsw i am in love with you

dangerous game….. i will love you fast and beautiful like a train then leave u stranded when you need me the most………….

transportnsw

just experienced bus yaoi (almost crashed into another bus)

transportnsw

stop being funnier than me on my posts or i’m cancelling all trains

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melbournetrains

i was meant to give birth to more 4Ds but instead they made me piss ORANGE JUICE onto MYSELF

this post is part of the sydney transport event

just experienced bus yaoi (almost crashed into another bus)

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