Call me butter, 'cause i'm on a roll!

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

My genderfluidity is weird cause it's like. I have my shortterm gender that's shmoving on a day to day basis. And then I have my longterm gender that's like the general recurring themes going on that fluctuates more yearly. You know

Fluid like waves vs fluid like tides. It's shmoving both ways

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

i feel like we've completely killed the ability to just gently tell someone when they're wrong or that their opinions don't pass the vibe check. we have to accommodate every single type of person and all their dogshit opinions OR we have to drive them off the internet, no in between

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

just had a delightful chuckle thinking about a cashier out there posting about some lady traumadumping on them while they’re ringing up her ice cream

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats