Great Story Needs More Mime

a whimbrel is a type of curlew, which is in the same family as the godwit. those do not sound like words

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

Repeat it with me, kids: Mary Shelley shared a lot of her mom's first wave feminist ideals but she sure wasn't a perfect intersectional feminist. You probably would have found her pretty problematic if you knew her personally. She and Byron were friends - if anything, after that summer was over, she was the only person in that group he could still stand/he actually liked. She didn't write Frankenstein because she wanted to be left alone from all the Idiot Men(tm). She wasn't dismissed by the men either - she won the horror story contest. Byron loved Frankenstein so much he did what he could to get it published. She mourned him when he died. Just read her diaries. Her legacy has been pretty solid in part because she outlived both Percy Shelley and Lord Byron and was able to secure it, but she had a big hand in securing the legacy of the romantic movement too. She wasn't the one Smart Girl sniffing at the Fuckboi group - she was the Cool Girl of the Fuckboi group. Yes she wrote one of the best novels of all time. All of this is true and all of these facts can coexist.

I expected my cpap machine to make a dramatic difference right away but after waking up from my first night on the machine I think the experience can be described as I woke up and thought “well I don’t think I feel dramatically different but it also definitely feels like something in there has been unclogged”

It’s like uh like when you finally remember to clean the hair out of the shower drain after a while. But with my general vibe.

According to my app which no is not called cpapp unfortunately I only stopped breathing 1.7 times per hour. Which might sound weird but during my sleep apnea test I stopped breathing 23.5 times per hour so as you can imagine breathing is generally better than not breathing

As someone who is chronically tired how do i go about getting tested? Do i just ask demand it at the front desk of my walk-in clinic? Or do i call someone?

Depends on your situation but a primary care doctor might know where to point you if you bring it up with them. Or if there’s a sleep clinic near you that’s within your insurance system you may be able to call them to ask about the process

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

It would be so much easier to keep the different comic timelines straight if DC didn't name all their timelines like 'New New Earth (New) (Real) (1)'