Speak Slow

blankie is best blankie ever

i could tell even before turning on the sound that cat is indescribably happy.

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

These are REALLY cool

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

how do i get the moon to notice me back

This radiates pure joy

SHE IS OUR DISCO QUEEN

She time traveled from 1978 the moves are too good

QUEEN 👌😍

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

Fort worth, Texas 2017

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

Posts that hit different in quarantine.

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.