just doing my best

hi, i’m moira rose, and if you love fruit wine as MUCH as i do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak chardonnay, and the daaaazzling peach cralllbapple to his riesling rioja. come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. you’ll remember the experience… and you’ll remember the name: herb irvling. ger.        bert hurngeif. irv herm,linger. bing liveheiger.      liveling.  bert herkert

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

pour one out for all the gays who didn’t get a New Years kiss 😔

I’m sorry, but Jaskier spying Geralt sitting in the back of the bar and sidling over to him with a drink in one hand and an “I love the way you just sit in the corner and brood”??? Twink ‘boutta POUNCE

jaskier saw a hot guy from across the room, followed the hot guy on a quest to kill a devil, and started singing about the hot guy after they both almost died, effectively pledging his allegiance to him, all within a few hour span. gotta respect the hustle

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen

You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything. 

y'all stay testing my patience

im loving the new yeezy collection