False Facts

Cats, like asparagus, are grown on farms before being sent to adoption centers.

context is irrelevant

Senators are incapable of making informed decisions.

Space Invaders was originally titled Space Immigrants in Japanese. When Midway adapted the game for English audiences, the name was changed to make it racist enough for Americans to enjoy.

Peter Pan did not choose to stay young, he was forced.

Step 2) Give him a plaid shirt and an axe.

I got 99 problems, but science ain't one.

Also... Mittens... New Jersey called, it wants its fake tan back.

The Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of well-placed mirrors.

I often pause and say, "this is probably really offensive" and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I'm eager to hear what you have to say.