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once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

“I don’t want to make anything with cultural dimensions. That’s why I only write within the genre that is legally sequestered away from every other kind of storytelling because of my culture’s attitude towards depictions of sex.”

jesse we need to cock

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason