young dumb & full of cum

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession