Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ！

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

personally if robin williams and nathan lane were my eccentric but loving gay dads i would simply love and cherish them and not be a homophobic little bitch. rip to val from the birdcage but i'm different.

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

i just got jumped by brockhampton

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

shoutout to rain, fog and moss

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

rb to inject him with propofol