a vintage potato

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

There are four jokes in the span of 30 seconds and they all land. Prime Simpsons was something else.

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

"hommaa ittelles jotain kivaa" mä sanon, kun ojennan sulle tyhjän muovipullon pantitettavaks

I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot

Gay broke sober king 🤴

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

Happy Pride

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

Nobody understands the struggles of being a teenage girl better than Prince Hamlet of Denmark

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

google search "how to want"

google search "desire for beginners"