The gukguk

and I declare you husband and husband

the prince of purpee, oregon

early morning war room set up

(based on a cover of "Go For It, Nakamura!")

sure i'll get on the back of your scooter to go to the food coop but first can we talk about when you fed me your blood and made me immortal and bound to you forever and we said we'd fight each other to death

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

edit: kristen has insisted and coerced riz into annoying agent clark for the bit!! my lil guy would not get distracted by boobs (everyone else fully means it except adaine, who is also partially saying it for the bit)

Girl will ask you "Will you still love me if I was a worm?" and then pull out this move

edit: kristen has insisted and coerced riz into annoying agent clark for the bit!! my lil guy would not get distracted by boobs (everyone else fully means it except adaine, who is also partially saying it for the bit)