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HEH. THE COMPLETE (UPDATED) HEH COMPILATION IS HERE.
Original version is here, but now the final "heh"s have been collected (sorry for the delay I was waiting for all the transcripts to be out!) and assembled in one place 😎. Enjoy!
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"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense
Zac Oyama canonically won the lottery on Superstore with the numbers from Lost
Just some silly small things the intrepid heroes do that I’m obsessed with
Murph:
Quietly muttering to himself about the plan not making sense as he’s laughing
A baffled “right on”
In place of filler words just lengthening words and raising the pitch on each new word
That awkward dance he does
Ally
Absolutely losing it at a joke and then repeating the line
The straight back, fingers steepled pose
Starting a sentence completely normally, small pause, complete derail
“Hm?”
Lou
The thousand-yard stare after a bad roll
That weird movement thing he does when his character is really feeling himself
The way he either excitedly shouts a bad roll or just silently shakes his head with a forlorn look
The way he LOCKS IN to a scene
Siobhan
Immediately adding to the bit while everyone else is cackling
“Fricking” or “Freaking”
Randomly switching back into a character voice OOC for 2 sentences
As Adaine the way she casually announces portent rolls
Zac
Fidgeting/doing silent, completely unrelated bits while not in a scene (favourite thing is watching him completely doing his own thing during adventuring parties, especially in ravening war)
The way he turns away from the table to laugh
Just delivering the stupidest joke so quietly and no one picks it up and then I find it in the transcripts 2 years later
Finding an opening to just repeat the insane thing someone else just said that got lost in the noise
Emily
Absolutely losing it at everyone’s jokes
Having her characters say their every thought out loud
The quiet “yeah” through laughter after Brennan repeats her insane idea back to her
The finger guns. Just pointing to people
Brennan
Repeating the end of whatever someone just said in a laughing tone to signal agreement before changing the line of conversation
The Wizard™️ voice
The silent eyebrow raise shocked face when someone suggests something truly wild
The times where he is laughing so hard that he has to keep restarting his sentence
i genuinely can’t get over zaeth “in my feels about the cold war” bondana. went around purpee to find a horse, monologued to said horse in the pitch dark night at 4 am at a random ranch he found, before getting shot at by sniper for trespassing, fleeing by jumping off of a ridge, and then turning it into a vampire horse to save it from dying. same guy who decided to take an electric lime scooter at a college house party down a roof into an EMPTY pool and immediately cracked open his skull in front of a bunch of human college students before being flown straight up into the sky while screaming and crying to go home. zaeth they’re saying you’re the vampire of all the time
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Some days I feel powerful and boldly declare that Game Changer can no longer shock me with who comes out of that curtain. And some days they bring out Devin Stone LegalEagle.
I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home
stepdad has to keep his approval rating up. or else.
every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:
Seen a few posts on this and thought I'd put in my two cents.
Whilst it's correct that tumblr has no control over the ID thing, what they do have control over is their mature content filters. If you weren't before, now is the time to get really fucking insistent that they fix their extremely broken mature content filters.
Politely.
"Dear tumblr,
The combination of the new ID verification requirements, and the extremely janky mature content filters, means that tumblr is now unusable for me. Any posts that get tagged in error as mature will be completely blocked out, and I won't be able to see them.
It would be helpful if you had a function that allows the userbase to report incorrectly applied maturity filters for staff to remove, so that I can continue to enjoy my favourite site. Otherwise, I will be forced to leave the site until the ID legislation in my country is repealed/reversed."
Ta-da! That easy. Feel free to copy that text if you want. Feel free to mention you won't be going through ID verification due to concerns about the security of your data. Expand on it however you want, I'm not your parent.
But this is an opportunity to present a solution to something that's been pissing us off for a while now, and it gives us, the userbase, a better opportunity to combat report bombing of trans folks and black folks. I think we're morally obligated to push for this.
We got the reblogs rolled back. Time to leverage that unity for this as well.
Repost, now do your honors.
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(I just needed to gif zac's reaction when nancy danderhoof imitates a pac-man)
Game Changer + Season 6
rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:
The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."
The Useless Web
Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)
Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."
Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."
I used to love take me to a useless website
"Kill your local sex offender!" Oh, you mean the guy who went streaking at his local college football game on a dare one time? That's a sex crime.
"No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe the woman who had to pee in a public park that only had pay toilets, so she tried to hide behind the bushes but got caught? Public urination is a sex crime.
"What? No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe you mean the homeless guy who had to strip down to get his clothes in the laundromat to clean them for the first time in weeks? He tried being subtle, but someone called the cops on him, and now he's on the sex offender registry for public nudity.
"Rapists and pedophiles! Kill rapists and pedophiles!"
Oh, like the trans woman who got called a pedophile groomer for helping a trans kid escape her abusive parents?
Or maybe the black man who got labeled a rapist because he came on to another man's wife, and he decided to get back at him by charging him with rape?
How about the 17 year olds who were fooling around, fully consensually, in one of their bedrooms? That's still technically underage sex and thus rape of a minor.
Oh, or maybe you're talking about the doctor who performed genital reconstructive surgery in a state that just voted to get that classified as rape?
People will do everything they can to get you convinced rape and pedophilia are the worst crimes possible, then accuse whoever they like the least of being either a rapist, a pedophile, or both, counting on you turning on them just for being accused of the crime.
"Oh, so you're saying you don't want to kill a serial rapist?"
That's exactly what I'm goddamn saying.
Once we decide a group is okay to kill, the government will do everything they can to convince you that their political enemies are either part of that group, or just as bad as that group, to get you to kill their enemies for them.
The only way out is to accept every life as worth saving.
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My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.
"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone
"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.
There is no moral.
The wolf eats you one day,
And until it does,
The forest is beautiful
[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]
