shitty wizard

The type of parents who argue that simply putting food on the table and keeping a roof over their kids' head is sufficient parenting are always so shocked when their children no longer want to deal with them once they've got their own place and can buy their own groceries. Like what else did you expect to happen? You told the people who had no other choice than rely on you for food and shelter that asking for any more than that is unreasonable of them, and then they don't go to you for anything once they can get those some other way. What would they go to their parents for?

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

warframe is so transgender

On Whimsical Bullshit Interior Design: I fucking love those ceiling lamp sections of stores where they have all the possible sorts of lamps just hanging from the ceiling in clusters. If nobody stopped me, I would have that in my house. Just a whole fucking jungle of all sorts of lamps of various styles but vaguely matching aesthetics hanging on the ceiling, like this: