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*gasp*

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

Juha88 tulin tänne takiasi Luulin niiden meinaavan syntymävuosiasi Juha88 tulin tänne takiasi Miksen vittu arvannutkaan että olet natsi

kun menet juhannusyönä pyörimään alasti kukkaniityllä, voit borrelioosion aiheuttamassa kuumehortressa nähdä tulevan puolisosi

Muistakaa hei et jos sit juhannusyönä kerää seitsemän eri kukkaa seitsemältä eri niityltä ja laittaa ne tyynyn alle nukkumaan mennessä niin kela näkee siut työkykysenä

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

Kyllä routa mummon lumeen ajaa

Katosi kuin leppäkeihäs

Lensi kuin pieru Saharassa

Kissan hännän ostajalla on paskanen loppu

Ei kannettu vesi sammaloidu

Ei kannettu kirves kaivossa pysy

Seisoo siinä kuin nallit kalliolla

Niin kuin perseeseen ammuttu kyrpä otsassa

Ei vierivä lapsi mene pesuveden mukana

Ei niinkään yhdistelmä ku muunnelma mutta yks minun lemppareita on "löydään viisaat päät poikki"

Jone Nikula totesi kerran radiossa "ei se järvi kulumalla souda"

Ei oo kanootin terävin muumi

Ooi ompa söpö kissa/koira minkä öö... öö- merkkinen se on?

Ei vitsi ompa hieno auto minkä, ööö. Öö rotunen se on?

Joku sekarotunen 1.6-litranen turbo diesel tää vissiin on, ihan tarkkaa tietoo ei oo alkuperästä ni ei voi varmaks sanoo. Mut rescuena adoptoitiin sen sijaan että olis uutena ostettu. Nykyään tuntuu ettei aina oikein tiedä, onko kyseessä oikea eettinen autonkasvattaja vai joku autotehtailija...

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

When my aunt died of covid, we had to clean out a lot of stuff that she was saving. Foods she was going to try, she was a great chef, spices she'd never opened or only used sparingly, lotions and bath things she hadn't used. After she died I started making a point of using things up: the good vanilla that has to be imported, that we finally found more of, we'd used barely an ounce before she passed away. Even though we love it. I just got my family new bottles of it for Christmas because we used one up. We enjoyed that happiness. Sometimes I still get the impulse to wait for something special, or awful, to save nice things for celebration or comfort. The phrase that always echoes in my mind is "use the good vanilla". And I have been (burning the candles, squirting the body wash, dissolving the bath bombs, putting the saffron in things). And it's been great. Use the good vanilla.