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nkp1981

Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum on the last time they watched "Jurassic Park":

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tranthony

grout white shark

nihilisticlinguistics

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Kids are always talking about hardcore and deathcore and mecore and cottagecore. Most of them don't even know about forcecore!

justatechnowizard

What is forcecore?

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

FORCECORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTINENT A NEW NATION CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY AND DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU JUST GOT LINCOLNED!

justatechnowizard

thenatsdorf

:3

maxbytes

these faces get me every time

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cowboypsyop

whydidisavethistomyphone

dalenthas

Sounds like you're just feeding ministers to the cat at this point.

blizz4rd1203

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

discofisting

spockvarietyhour

Trampoline Day on the Promenade (The Emissary rides free)

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standandwatchshitburn

why so silent good messieurs

nsfwitchy2

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

prokopetz

Getting the player characters in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign entangled in an extraplanar racing circuit with events sponsored by various cities throughout the Lower Planes and seeing how long I can keep it going before they realise the entire exercise was an excuse to have a major campaign event called "the Dis course".

peppermoths

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

peppermoths

sailatina2-deactivated20251222

Bulbasaur

jeanritchie

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

jeanritchie

fhauly

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

heirtocragflame

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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