Magic Stars

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

Playing the character of my ideal future self and relentlessly committing to the role until I've actually done things I want and acted in ways I wish I could and spoken with the voice I wish I had, all in real life with the justification that to do otherwise would break character, until the idealization blurs and melds into the real me

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

Want to create a restaurant that’s like a fast food vegetable restaurant that sells like drive thru vegetable dishes only, salads and stir fries and summer rolls and tempura, or just like, bowl of steamed broccoli, bowl of grilled yellow squash and zucchini, bowl of gai lan with oyster sauce, etc etc. And it’s called Leafs In Front Of Me and it’s dinosaur themed with like statues of dinosaurs out front. Maybe animatronics dinosaurs inside. Maybe they have a daily “carnivore attack” where the lights turn red and the T rex animatronic awakens and roars and all the herbivore animatronics start crying or something idk. Anyway and we’d partner with local farmers to always have seasonal veggies so we’d be environmentally and socially concious too.

I was real as fuck for this