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The thing that no one tells you about being aroace is how fucking alienating it is. While everyone is moving forward you feel stuck in place (especially when you’re sexually repulsed). You see your friends reaching romantic milestones like first kisses and first times and you’re just sitting there thinking how they’re drifting away and grow up without you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. No matter how much you want to fit in with them you know you never truthly will, because in our society the highest priority is romance.

#aroace #asexual #aromantic #it totally sucks #ace #aro #significant others always become more important than friends #the lonely AroAce life

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styro-sometimes

#friend friend some #yes those are the word i saw #i didnt see the boy girl and three until like 20 seconds later xD #honestly more friends sound good

aziraphaleisagender

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

rainwasheseverythingaway

Alternatively:

There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining

Angst fans:

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There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.

Hurt/Comfort fans:

aziraphaleisagender

Dear god you’re right, you’re so right

rebelmeg

I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge… How many different ways can you write this one trope.

e-spexially

There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.

My sleep deprived ass:

aziraphaleisagender

OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF

cobraonthecob

😹😹😹

osointricate

There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.

Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:

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I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING

funeral-rights

There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe

Enemies to lovers fans

rabidchild67

There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.

My OT3-loving ass:

river9noble

There was only one bed.

It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.

Crack fic fans:

nellie-dritz-official

This entire thread is delightful

aquagirl1978

@violettduchess

drgaellon

reblogging PURELY for that last GIF (though all of them are lovely)

s0s2

Have you heard about TeamSeas yet?

pukicho

De…

Past: -ez nuts!

Present: -spacito

Future: -nmark has fallen…

feartheiris

pukicho…. are you trying to tell us something….

pukicho

Just funny jokes gaha g

fadingdelusionthing

Ok so this is several years old now. And it's fits perfectly with the new Ace meme about taking over Denmark 😂

#asexual #ace #taking over denmark

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great-tweets

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

fadingdelusionthing

This is still SO funny

oldblogarchived

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

disc80s

IM CRYINGNFN

my-name-is-long

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

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english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

catchingjinns

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

watercolorsheep

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

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english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

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english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

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english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

agoraphobeifiwantto

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

redroomballerinas

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish: that which walks by itself

false-dawn

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

ichikun

English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

languageswithceles

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

hotairballoon221

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

pol-yglottin

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

hotairballoon221

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

oranguin

English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

narwhalsarefalling

english: dragon

asl: :D!

english: tell me?

asl: SPICY DINOSAUR

sinningforasrian

English: nap

Romanian: :)

English: huh?

Romanian: a baby of a sleep

kylorenshighwaistedpants

@the-cloud-road

013-jackson

English: Giraffe

Latin: :D

English: what?

Latin: camelopardus!

coffeethesnake

English: In the middle of nowhere

Slovene: Behind God’s back

Serbian:

Serbian: Where wolves fuck

polishyourpolish

Polish:

Polish: where dogs bark with their asses

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English: somewhere really far and isolated

Italian: :)

English: what now?

Italian: in the ass of the world

teashoesandhair

Welsh: hiraeth

English: :S

Welsh: …

English: a longing for something or somewhere which no longer exists, to which you can no longer return; the longing for the lost homeland of your ancestors, which you know only through blood and tradition, and will never feel under your feet

English: ladybird

Welsh: :) :) :) :) :) :)

English: look, you literally just made fun of me for my lexical limitations, why are you -

Welsh: little red cow :)

English: aw :)

Welsh: :)

labelleizzy

There may be a day I do not reblog this post but today is not that day!!!

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English: raisin

English: Come on French, isn’t raisin a word in you vocabulary?

English: French?

French: …

French: DrY gRaPe

elwenn-dreaming

English: grape

French: you’re not gonna like it.

English: what?

French: in my defence I was first.

English: What?

French: raisin 🥺

thatswhywelovegermany

English: Kite

German: :) :) :)

German: you’re gonna like that one

English: sure?

German: sure. it’s mEtAl

English: I’m on the RACK!

German :D … :D

German: DRAGON!

secondbeatsongs

“Never Gonna Give You Up” with every second beat removed

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give you up

let you down

run desert you

make you cry

say good bye

tell lie

HURT YOU

thyrell

brazenautomaton

what does this even oh FUCK YOU

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walkin

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y'all are getting some walkin cat

galvantual-moved-deactivated202

y'all get a lil bit of walkin cat

as a treat

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open a new window somewhere in the world.

korean-disaster

i love this because it’s such a simple concept but it answers things i didn’t even know how to ask

hedgehog-moss

Looking out of people’s windows is such a peaceful way of travelling… I got a snowfall in Argentina, a nice sea view in Ukraine, a clothes line in the fog in Bangalore. Antonella from Tavernaro, I like your wooden bird.

kingkumaaa

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

maliciousindungeon

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

thehmn

The reason why Sam Rockwell got the role as Justin Hammer was because he almost got picked for the role of Tony Stark in the first Iron Man, so who could be more perfect to play a Tony Stark wannabe in the sequel?

We know Fury considered recruiting Justin for The Avengers before choosing Tony, and now it seems Justin will get a Tony-like role on another team.

And finally, Justin imitates Tony, tries to sleep with the same women as him, and originally just wanted to work with Tony but got mad when Tony rejected him. Rockwell decided Justin behaved like this because he was in love with Tony, which was later made canon.

What I’m trying to say is, now that the multiverse is canon it seems like there’s a 50/50 chance in the various universes that Justin ended up as Iron Man, and maybe even a few of them where he got to marry the love of his life.

etourvol

“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats

lesserdreams

Martha Crump was a biologist who studied the elusive golden toad extensively. They lived only in a four kilometer range in the Costa Rican hills, and spent almost all of their lives underground. However, once a year at the start of the wet season, the male toads would emerge and begin to sing for the females. It was described by Crump as a forest floor full of jewels; hundreds upon thousands of toads in a chorus of sound.

The 1980s saw a sharp decline in population. Whether it was human or climate driven is still unknown, but the mating pairs dwindled drastically. In 1988, Crump witnessed a singular male toad exit a burrow, climb onto a nearby rock, and begin it’s song. When the night was over, the toad descended back underground, alone. In 1989, Crump returned to the area, and again found the singular male. Again it climbed, sang it’s tiny song to a vast and empty jungle, and vanished back underground. It was the last ever sighting of the golden toad. Crump believed it was the same male from the year before.

The golden toad was declared extinct in the early 2000s. The story of the lone male toad helped usher in the species as a hallmark of modern conservation. It is gone, but not forgotten. May we do better with those that are left.

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high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

retrocatte

high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

akitchenwitch

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa

murin-cryptique

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

sciencebranchblues-deactivated2

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

hella-lugosi

Babymetal with Rob Halford

darkmelodies27

What I’m getting from this is Babymetal is collecting Metal Grandpas and Dads and I for one, love it.

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my-darling-boy

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

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