Hello Everyone

I love her

“the horrors” is such a good phrase for when anyone experiences anything. going to work? thats the horrors. thinking about a really awful time of your life? the horrors. waking up before youre supposed to and not being able to fall back asleep? also the horrors

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

his fucking paws are too big for the switches and buttons we’re all gonna fucking die

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

mr clean off the shits

mr clean back on the shits

This has better practical effects than a marvel movie.

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop