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are people overexaggerating or am i just too gay and european to understand why so many people think ilya's clubbing outfit was terrible

Broke his diet, played a shitty game, bunch of strangers getting too close to him, saw the love of his life dancing up on someone else, and then he had to top. Worst night of his life.

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

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You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

It is the best thing ever because it establishes that he knows she’s a Rebel and she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and he knows she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and—here’s the kicker—every moment she stalls him is another moment Artoo has to get the plans off the ship and head for Kenobi, and so she’s standing there all “Rebellion? What Rebellion? Me? *kicks dead Stormtrooper underneath carpet* I don’t know about any plans, have you checked behind the sofa?” and making Darth Vader’s blood pressure rise, and, oh, the best part of it is that she’s his daughter so guess where she got that sass from, like every fucking dead blue Force Ghost Jedi who got killed at the birth of the Empire is whooping and cheering from the Blue Force Ghost Afterlife seeing Anakin Skywalker get inflicted with everything they had to deal with from him.

You just know that enough people’s dying thoughts were, “I hope you have one just like you,” for the force to go, “this bitch deserves twins.”

It got better.

this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

FISH TYPO

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