no mourners, no funerals;

the inherent shame of beginning… dont look at me while i learn

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

i know this might be hard for some people to digest but……sometimes laws are wrong

is anyone else’s favourite part of harry potter the daily grind of hogwarts life? when i’m watching the movies i always think they’re missing something and i just realised it’s the part of the book where they’re like chilling in the common room doing homework and all the birthday & christmas presents they get each other every book and dinners in the great hall and stuff

any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults

seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life

I am a teacher and my students formed an unhealthy obsession with a can of unopened sprite I had on my shelf. They called it their god. One day I found them holding rulers in the form of a cross singing Kumbaya, so I hid the Sprite as it was becoming a distraction. So the students made a change.org petition to find it.

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

how come when people talk about musicians who are secretly ancient forest deities they never mention fucking ENYA shes the original gentle witch of the forest ive been listening to her my whole life and i couldnt tell you a single thing about her as a person other than i presume she lives in the woods and just emerges every so often and somehow manages to perfectly capture the feeling of walking through the woods with dappled sunlight on your face and then immediately retreats to the fae realm she came from

enya literally lives in a castle like GET ON HER LEVEL HOZIER